Me You Us Ultra Cock 8 in. Realistic Squirting Dildo Vanilla

Me You Us
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Curated by Alexander Institute since 1997.
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The story

The Me You Us Ultracock Realistic Squirting Dildo looks just like the real thing! Featuring a lengthy 8 inches, the realistic tip of this dong will squirt to mimic the look of an orgasm. Whether you're someone that wants to take on the role of a penis owner and end your sexual experience with a climatic orgasm, or your exploring watersports, this versatile dildo can do it all. Its texture is flexible and firm to allow for deep penetration and its flared base makes it compatible with a harness or it can be used hands-free on a flat surface. An easy-to-use syringe is included so that you may fill the dong with the fluid of your choice for the ultimate realistic hookup.

Questions before you buy?

Will this arrive in discreet packaging?
Yes — all orders ship in plain, unmarked boxes with no product names and no brand logos on the outside. We ship discreetly on every order, automatically.
What's your return policy?
Sex toys can't be returned once opened — that's an industry-standard hygiene rule, not specific to us. For defective or damaged items: we'll replace or refund. Email us and we'll handle it.
Can I order anonymously?
Yes — guest checkout is available, no account required. We ship in plain packages with no external branding. The charge on your card statement appears as "Alexander Institute" — the parent company that owns Loving Sex, nothing that identifies the product type.