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Dick Polish Masturbation Cream - 9.1 oz

Fuck Water
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Curated by Alexander Institute since 1997.
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The story

A 9.1-ounce squeeze bottle of Dick Polish — an oil-based masturbation cream from Fuck Water, designed for users who prefer cream-style lubricants for edging or extended solo sessions.

Oil-based formulas degrade latex condoms; this isn't compatible with latex. Works with polyurethane condoms and most toy materials other than latex-rubber.

Oil-based cream. Hand-wash residue with mild soap.

Good for: solo sessions, edging routines, users who prefer cream-style lubes over gels.

Questions before you buy?

Will this arrive in discreet packaging?
Yes — all orders ship in plain, unmarked boxes with no product names and no brand logos on the outside. We ship discreetly on every order, automatically.
What's your return policy?
Sex toys can't be returned once opened — that's an industry-standard hygiene rule, not specific to us. For defective or damaged items: we'll replace or refund. Email us and we'll handle it.
Can I order anonymously?
Yes — guest checkout is available, no account required. We ship in plain packages with no external branding. The charge on your card statement appears as "Alexander Institute" — the parent company that owns Loving Sex, nothing that identifies the product type.