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Fuck Water H2O - 16 oz

Fuck Water

A 16-ounce bottle of FuckWater H2O — a water-based personal lubricant marketed under the brand's irreverent naming

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A 16-ounce bottle of FuckWater H2O — a water-based personal lubricant marketed under the brand's irreverent naming. Glycerin-free formula, which most users find prevents the sticky dry-down some water-based lubes have.

Water-based, so compatible with all toy materials (including silicone) and condom-safe. The texture is on the slicker side without being thick. Long-lasting for a water-based formula.

Water-based, glycerin-free, paraben-free.

Good for: silicone toy use, users sensitive to glycerin, households going through lube quickly.

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Will this arrive in discreet packaging?
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What's your return policy?
Sex toys can't be returned once opened — that's an industry-standard hygiene rule, not specific to us. For defective or damaged items: we'll replace or refund. Email us and we'll handle it.
Is this product body-safe?
We carry only products that meet our editorial standard: body-safe materials, no phthalates, no BPA, no latex in products marketed for internal use. Our board sets the bar; this product meets it.
How do I clean it?
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