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A novelty party game designed for bachelor and bachelorette parties

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Curated by Alexander Institute since 1997.
Discreet packaging
Data never sold
AASECT-reviewed

The story

A novelty party game designed for bachelor and bachelorette parties. The setup is a small dual-pump apparatus; players race to pump a small reservoir of liquid through the device, and the loser ends up with the splash. Water is the recommended fill; any safe-to-drink liquid works.

One round runs short — under a minute — so it functions as a fast game between other activities rather than the centerpiece of the evening. The kind of gift that gets opened, played twice, and posted to a group chat.

Plastic body, manual operation, no batteries required.

Good for: bachelor and bachelorette parties, hen and stag nights, gag gifting.

OUR EDITORIAL STANDARD

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Will this arrive in discreet packaging?
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What's your return policy?
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Is this product body-safe?
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Is this rechargeable?
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