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Naughty Bits Muff Shroom Playful Massager - Red/White

Naughty Bits

The Muff Shroom from Naughty Bits is a small mushroom-shaped external vibrator

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Curated by Alexander Institute since 1997.
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The story

The Muff Shroom from Naughty Bits is a small mushroom-shaped external vibrator. The novelty form factor is the obvious draw — discreet from across a room if you don't know what you're looking at — and the toy underneath is functional rather than a token effort.

Ten vibration functions cycle from a single on-board button. The body is sized to hold one-handed and the silicone tip is smooth enough to use against any external area.

Body-safe silicone, USB rechargeable, splash-resistant.

Good for: gifting, novelty fans who still want a working toy, anyone whose storage needs to look like something else.

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Questions before you buy?

Will this arrive in discreet packaging?
Yes — all orders ship in plain, unmarked boxes with no product names and no brand logos on the outside. We ship discreetly on every order, automatically.
What's your return policy?
Sex toys can't be returned once opened — that's an industry-standard hygiene rule, not specific to us. For defective or damaged items: we'll replace or refund. Email us and we'll handle it.
Is this product body-safe?
We carry only products that meet our editorial standard: body-safe materials, no phthalates, no BPA, no latex in products marketed for internal use. Our board sets the bar; this product meets it.
How do I clean it?
For non-motorized toys: warm water and mild soap, or a dedicated toy cleaner. For motorized or electronic toys: wipe with a damp cloth and toy cleaner — don't submerge unless the product is rated waterproof. Waterproof rating is noted in the specs section when applicable.
Is this rechargeable?
Check the specs section on this page for charging details. Most modern vibrators and massagers include a USB-C or magnetic charger. Battery-powered products are noted clearly in the Materials & specs accordion above.
Can I order anonymously?
Yes — guest checkout is available, no account required. We ship in plain packages with no external branding. The charge on your card statement appears as "Alexander Institute" — the parent company that owns Loving Sex, nothing that identifies the product type.